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In Netflix’s Dumplin’, Jennifer Aniston plays a superficial ex-pageant queen with a daughter who doesn’t fit her idea of beauty, and she told reporters that the mother-daughter relationship in the movie reminded her of her own relationship with her late mother Nancy Dow. Aniston says that Nancy was a model who really cared about looks and was disappointed when she came out not looking like a perfect model child. So let this be a lesson to all you superficial tricks out there. If you give birth to a kid who doesn’t meet your standards, keep your lips firmly shut about it and stay close with them no matter what. Because there is a chance that child could grow up to become a multi-million dollar TV star and product pusher who gets paid a mountain of money to hawk Aveeno! And you don’t want them to hang up on you when you call about needing a little loan you have no intention of paying back – Lainey Gossip

Well slap me with a bottle of Wisconsin-made lager, Madison Beer does something other than hit the pap stroll? – Drunken Stepfather

As someone who was raised Catholic, I’m okay with Not-As-Cool-Anymore Pope saying that “fashionable” homosexuals shouldn’t be allowed to be priests in the church where pedophilia has been “fashionable” for eons – Towleroad

Here’s Victoria Justice at some event looking like she just got back from a funeral on the beach – Hollywood Tuna 

The Comedy Cellar, the headquarters for Louis C.K.’s comeback, continues to try to get as much attention as they can – Pajiba

Either attention whore trolls be trollin’ for attention or CPS is going to get a lot busier soon – Reality Tea

Hailee Steinfeld is giving you Disney JLo – Popoholic

Halsey waited until after her performance in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show (and after the check cleared) to shit on Victoria’s Secret for not being inclusive – Celebitchy

Meanwhile, Behati Prinsloo is still protecting her check – Just Jared

Never mind Vicki Lawrence’s stage 10 “Can I speak to the manager?” ‘do, let’s end with a double dose of superstar gingerness – SOW

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