Open Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Confessing Her Husband's Three-Way Dream With Jennifer Aniston

Dolly Parton is promoting the upcoming Netflix movie Dumplin’, aka The One Where Rachel Plays A Pageant Mom. The soundtrack to Dumplin’ is all Dolly songs, some old and some new, which would be why Dolly swung by The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Friday night. Dolly doesn’t even have to try that hard to hustle a movie; technically all she has to do is smile and ask people to watch her lil’ ol movie, and I’m sure we’d all be so charmed into not only streaming it, but on a Netflix account we actually pay for. Dolly has that kind of power! But a legend like Dolly stays that way by telling entertaining stories, like how her husband Carl Thomas Dean has athreesome fantasy involving Jennifer Aniston.

50 seconds into the video below, Dolly explains that Jennifer Aniston personally called her and asked her if she’d write some music for Dumplin’. Jimmy Fallon asks if Dolly has known Jennifer for very long, and she answers that she’s crazy about Jennifer Aniston, but that her husband of 52 years was very excited. Dolly then adds that she thinks her husband “fantasizes about a threesome” with the two of them. That’s probably never going to happen, because according to Dolly:

“I mean, he can’t even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three.”

That quote right there should be a t-shirt, a ringtone, a bumper sticker, a yoga mantra, and every late-night host’s reason for booking Dolly Parton as a guest at least once a year. And if Jennifer Aniston is into the idea, I say go for it! Dolly alone should be the selling point. But it doesn’t hurt to know that Carl will most likely try to woo you first with McDonald’s.

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