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<\/p>\nRussell Kane revealed why he turned down ever going on Strictly Come Dancing. <\/p>\n
The professional funnyman, 48, spoke exclusively to the Daily Star at the Rise of the Footsoldier: Vengeance premiere.<\/p>\n
When asked if he would ever be up for joining the BBC lineup, Russell exclusively said: "No, I wouldn't do it, I do not want to do it. I refused the initial meeting.<\/p>\n
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"I wouldn't do the show, I like improvising and testing myself, and the idea of learning all that I find boring."<\/p>\n
He continued: "Also, I don't want to be grinding on some bird who is not my missus for 12 weeks, I actually don't want to do that. And I know they will put me with some fit brunette to see that happens.<\/p>\n
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"And in the interviews, they're all licking each other's faces, and why after the dance do they slobber all over each other?<\/p>\n
"My missus would just break their forearm, you wouldn't even find my body, you would just find a bloody dance shoe.<\/p>\n
"They asked me for an initial meeting and I didn't even go, that's how strongly I don't want to do it, it's weird because I like dancing but I prefer comedy."<\/p>\n
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Russell is married to makeup artist Lindsey Cole, 36.<\/p>\n
The TV personality also joked about a rather painful injury he sustained while starring on Celebrity Save Our Sperm.<\/p>\n
During the show, Russell, Ollie Locke, and Melvin Odoomm all took a deep dive into male fertility and were asked to test their own swimmers.<\/p>\n
Russel joked: "It was a learning curve and I got to do my favourite hobby which is masturbating.<\/p>\n
"I actually fractured a forearm muscle – it's only just recovered.<\/p>\n
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"I never thought I'd end up on telly as a w***er which is ironic as a lot of people shout that at me in the street when I go by," Russell quipped.<\/p>\n
Chatting further about the programme, he continued: "The truth is my family is complete, I don't want any more children. I'm not bothered whether my sperm count is infinity or zero. But what was surprising to me is I still had an emotional reaction to it.<\/p>\n
"What that's telling me is men are f***ed up, why should a man care if his sperm count is not high, when he doesn't want any more children? So, that means it's all tied up in masculinity."<\/p>\n
World Premiere for Rise of Footsoldier:Vengeance at Odeon, Leicester Square on 13th September, Exclusively in UK and Ireland cinemas from Friday 15th September.<\/i> <\/b><\/p>\n
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